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29 / 08 / 01
This looks a dangerous place to be (worse than the funhouse office).
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What does a chick think when she sees a guy and what does the guy think?
This horny porn starlet wants more help from you, and she's showing you her pussy!
From Jadene
Have you been fucked by this man?
What would a woman wish for?
Special puzzles available for blondes !
And then this other time ...... at band camp.......
A very sick street sign sent in by a very sick individual (animated).
From James M
The very sad truth about women.
Who are these sicko's that act out their homoerotic fantasies with action figures.
This wife is in for a shock at bed time....
These guys look unimpressed by her McFurburger with extra cheese.
From Katie
This is the kind of girl I usually take home to meet the folks (rough as fuck !).
MAN! this guy is in for a fucking big shock when she turns round !
Do you ever wonder what your mother was like when she was younger ??
These titties will sure put a smile on your face.
She's in the mood and he's fresh out of excuses.
The bitch gave me celery to eat, so I showed her where she could fucking stick it!!.
It's 11.00 pm, Do you know where your pubic lice are?.
You thought they'd gone but..(at least the ugly scouse dyke is mostly hidden).
23 / 08 / 01
Even flies can be polite to each other.
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And on the third day, our lord Beavis christ did arise from the dead..blah blah..
This horny porn starlet wants help from you. YES YOU !
From Jadene
Seeing eye dogs are more useful than you'd think.
Now that is one UGLY cum face...
I never watched the Jetsons, wish I had !
Is THIS one the worlds most powerful dildo then ???.
Yet more scooby doo sex action, though not much from the dog himself this time...
A new type of aromatherapy, possibly linked to aversion therapy...
I like 'em tight, but well......
This would be a terrible accident, except it looks deliberate....
I f you're the weakest link, look out for Anne......
From Ray
Microsoft make products for everyone now...
09 / 08 / 01
I want to be re-incarnated as a stich in her gusset.
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Well, clitoris's are very beautiful things, usually
This cute porn star still wants your help ( really ! )
From Jadene
I always said golf was a game for faggots!
An alternative to installing windows ME.
Hillary C. Has some secrets of her own!
From Linda
The ideal alarm clock (or cock) for a slut!
Is this the worlds most powerful dildo ???.
A small animation of a woman fucking a handbrake lever.....
From Ronny
A pussy with big flaps and animated eyes blowing you a kiss....
Buzz Lightyear shagging a chick in the shower.
04 / 08 / 01
Tell me ladies, how long does it take to clean your beaver ?
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A pervert gets caught by his wife while fucking a chicken !
Those nice guys at Mercedes now make cars just for women...
The tragedy of Gingerness !
I always did wonder about Kiwi fruits ( the hunt is now on for a pic of one in an orifice).
From Tommy
But I used to play Pacman and .............. OH SHIT !.
This is one mans vision of the perfect woman .
This is a kind of guessing game, guess where she pops the next pingpong ball from. .
Priceless is getting boring, but every now and then...... !.
From Jill
An amusing road sign.
24 / 07 / 01
This one time ...... at band camp .....
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Britney does merchandising, and how !
from matty
This dork aint fit to visit the funhouse !
Invite a few freinds round, next thing you know, it gets outta hand...
some guys can't even jerk off without instructions
I got 10 on it that the stool rips off the floor before she gets those off the ground.
From carla
If david copperfield did tricks like this, he wouldn't suck so bad..
Tattoo's and shaving beavers seem very popular these days.
This bra must be cold first thing in the morning !
18 / 07 / 01
This one time....at band camp.......
From fungus
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Britney gets on the merchandising bandwaggon
Some people can't even jerk off without instructions.
I'm ashamed of some of our visitors.
You invite a few freinds round, the next thing you know it all gets out of control
Yet another warning about the consequences of viagra.
They're man's best freind, but you can get over freindly sometimes.
I'm no picasso, but this guy can't paint to save his life. Literally!.
Never leave a blind dude in charge of the kids..
Some days start off bad, then get worse. Some get fucking shitty.
On your marks, get set, BLOW!
From ali
Well, I guess you have to wash out the jizz sometimes...
I find ball games are more fun when you participate instead of just watching.
07 / 07 / 01
No wonder this little fucker's got a smile on his face !
From DirtyDave
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If you have a good healthcare plan, even sperm donation is better
And the better your Healthplan, the better the service
Daphne from Scooby Doo shagging again, this time with the mutt himself !
From Carlos
This is Sex Ed at it's most basic. Nice Beaver !
From Stewart
This should get rid of that rotting fish smell !
It's milking time and I wanna spill some milk with these two.
Incest is a game for all the family at the Bundy household.
Now I know why it was called Wonderland.
I doubt an ugly cunt like her would raise yer blood pressure too far.
This weeks theme is: Big HAIRY CUNTS
N0 1.
From Dan E
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N0 2.
This weeks theme is: Big HAIRY CUNTS
N0 3.
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N0 4.
16 / 06 / 01
This is the injury every man dreads...
From DirtyDave
This is a browser like Explorer, except you get free porn!!
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Stuart little, not living up to his name
Ever seen those annoying baby on board stickers?
From Jadene
Take extra care when driving past schools.
By Bret Watters
Is it the hormones or the steroids that cause this (check out the clit!)
A new exercise program for ladies.
Tarzan is unsure about the way Jane rides her Zebra.
I just couldn't wait until Xmas for this one.
Even I'm not this sick.....probably.
Give this pussy a kiss.
Nice Bat Man! Gee thanks, Nice pussy catwoman, get rubbin' robin etc etc.
13 / 06 / 01
As if life wasn't hard enough for sperms already..
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Playing Mummies & daddies or doctor and nurse?
A matter of feminine hygiene?
A really good anim gif of some clever glasses.
Looks like this fucker's gonna hit the target !
She didn't mind the discomfort, but said the view was grim.
From Dan.E
Poke a what?.
Have you ever seen tits turned completely inside out before?.
From Dutyfree
Trouble at the Simpson house ...again....
It's summertime and the picnic season is upon us.
From Dan.E
28 / 05 / 01
Oh my god, Foot & mouth disease has spread to Pooh corner !!.
A guy giving himself a blow job. I wonder, does he spit or swallow ?
This little clip shows graphically where hotdogs come from!!
This clip shows a woman producing a fish, gross in the extreme.
Hey ladies, if a wierdo starts following you, he might not intend to rape you.
Anna Kournikova as you never wanted to see her !
This chick has Definitely GOT MILK.
Insects can be romantic too.
Know what makes a chick all warm & wet between the legs?.
17 / 05 / 01
I calculated this pussy munching marathon to 414. Can anyone beat that?.
Get all the porn you want but never pay for it. Only a fool would say no!!
I told her to close her eyes and make a wish......zzzzip.
If Fred finds out, he's gonna make the Dino sore!!
I guess cavemen must have found cavewomen attractive or none of us would be here.
Hey ladies, you know that feeling of hot breath on the back of your neck?
This charming young lady gets such mouthfull of cum, it shoots out of her nose!
Charley the filthy pornholio slut is 'The Wonderwhore'
08 / 05 / 01
This is not so much a "69" but more of a "172.5" check it out and do the math.
A flash cartoon about how standards drop under the influence of booze.
The sadist in me wants to volunteer to wax her. Sister of our founder Mary Huff
From Dan E.
One of the coolest automotive murals I've ever seen.
Now that is one Motherfucker of a huge spliff!!
05 / 05 / 01
Dr Filthyfekker's guide to SEX. An excellent illustrated guide!!
Funhouse original
So this is how files get corrupted !.
From Paul
Be careful not to overdose on viagra.
From Dirty Dave
Next time some feminist bitch tells you your brain is in your dick, show her this.
From Dan E
It's not always a good thing when a chick has her own condoms ready.
Thanks Dan!
Elephants are strange creatures, very fucking strange!
Whenever I want to impress a woman I buy her flowers.....
Porn actor guy is just about to blow his load on sluts when....
26 / 04 / 01
Take this cool test to see if you are a real man or a worthless jerk off.
Funhouse original
An excellent little game with Britney Spears getting a "Dirty Sanchez".
From Kerry
I never knew why they had a gymnast in that advert for breathmints, until now..
If you look real close, you can just about make out the line of her beaver...
Drinking from the furry cup?.
From Kerry
Holy Hermaphrodites Batman! she can go fuck herself - literally!.
Ever seen the kids game where you pin the tail on the donkey...
From Dan E
24 / 04 / 01
You asked for more tits, now you get more tits!!
Women are always telling us that they're good drivers, now they have their own policy.
Filthy slut Charlie gets involved in Wayne's world & does all the usual slut things...
Barbie needed some nips, so now she's got some very nice ones.
We can all relax now that KY jelly is finally year2000 compliant.
I wanna play ping pong with this slut.
This trailer trash slut gets a whole 12" dildo down her ugly throat.
21 / 04 / 01
The guy in this cartoon is about to lose his enthusiasm for his blowjob.
Looks like she's about to get a blow dry...
If only all titty bars were this honest.
This guy gets on real well with his neighbor.
You've probably seen this Hillary Clinton KFC sign before, but what the hell.
Remember the girl who loves her bed? well this girl REALLY loves her bed!!.
A slut who thinks she knows how to give a blow job, her ineptitude is amusing to us.
From Dan E
14 / 04 / 01
Should be more careful picking those letters.
Knowing my luck, they'd both get their period at the same time!
We sure as fuck aint in Kansas now Toto (perhaps
AR-
kansas)..
iMac for her, and this one is not an iron...
I always knew there was more to Marge Simpson than big hair and baking cookies..
10 / 04 / 01
So is this the reason Clinton got away with it?
If you don't recognise this jerk, he's the British Prime minister.
Geez! Better throw this fucker some change!.
Don't let your tits get all saggy girls..
I bet half the barbie's in the world have taken vacation here at some point...
First, a cigarette, then a cigar, now this. What next? a fucking PIPE ?.
05 / 04 / 01
What will you buy with your Mastercard today?
The lewinsky collection just keeps growing.
Maybe he'll be president of Gay pride now..
How ironic that Bill Gates' software is being used to spread this pic of the ugly geek.
Shaggy and Daphne... Shagging. . .
DO NOT blame me for this, I didn't make it. Some other sick fucker did.
02 / 04 / 01
Seems the Nazis had a sense of humor after all
From Pete
More Tellytubby debauchery and badness.
Another FunHouse exclusive, Check out the recipe on the side!
A fucking machine for fitness freaks.
20 / 03 / 01
This is one noisy asshole. And gross too!
Another smoking pussy, but this ones classy, it only likes cigars.
This slut really cannot get enough - YUK!!
23 / 02 / 01
Blast fuck out of camel fucking coksucker Saddam Hussein
(email your fatwa's here)
If you want to stay healthy, Look at TITS !!
.
The Brittney Spears interview you probably won't see on MTV
.
Naked Gymnastics? now that's sport Worth watching !
Try our unique spot the ball contest (unique 'cos there's no fucking prize Ha ha!!)
.
See the HiTech super computer The Funhouse is made with.
03 / 01 / 01
Another game of eradicating the vile scourge that is the Spice Girls
.
Revolting game where you shoot tape worms as they appear from assholes .. ??
A bovine strip club
.
Barbie has been getting into some more bizarre sexual practices
.
Bill clinton gets his leaving present
From Dan E.
Bill clinton gets a new dog
From Dave
A babe with HUGE tits being chased along a beach
From TSL
28 / 12 / 00
Billy the big singing bass type program, worth a grin.
from Phil E.
Charlie goes fucking in space to defeat a baddie based on bill gates.
A small, fairly amusing cartoon of a cat being fried by a toaster. not great, but ok.
Charlie again, this time screwing her way through the highway patrol.
And Charlie yet again, this time wrestling in between shagging, licking & sucking etc.
27 / 12 / 00
Joe Cartoon goes fishing with a Hamster. Not as good as the microwave, but what is..
I'll give these puppies a good home ! ( Titty picture )
This one's for the ladies. (and faggots I suppose)
Charlie gets into miami vice. Usual pornolio stuff but now with added cheech & chong
The Survivor TV show now has Charlie the slut as a contestant.
Tellytubby eroticism ( this could traumatise the kids )
Sex game of sorts, try to get laid in a variety of scenarios Part 1
As above, with more new sluts for you to bang Part2
Barbie and friend get down with some girl on girl action
A game where you try to photograph a nude model, hidden props (dildo's cuffs etc)
Sex files. Pornholio version of the X Files.
22 / 12 / 00
You'd best do what this lady says!
Charlie Brown gets confused between Doggy & Pussy
Beavis & Butthead game of spitting on people from a window.
Happy Fucking Xmas card from us.
03 / 12 / 00
One for the ladies, a penis designing progam, amusing for anyone.
More Xmas cheer. ( Bah Humbug )
Pussy with attitude (sorry guys, it's a cat)
From Annette
A girl who loves her bed
The government finds work for disabled people
From Venus
Police over extend and fall from their ladder. Sure we'll all be crying in our beer over that!
From Mars
Tits, Big ones, & a skipping rope, pointless but nice to watch.
From Uranus
Lara Croft gets it doggy style from a baddie
From her anus
03 / 11 / 00
A new Women only car park has just opened in bradford, check it out!
( JPG )
From Jamie P
A funny roadsign ( jpg )
From geetrish
An even funnier road sign ( jpg )
From Wales
Jerry Swinger, more bad behaviour from the irrepressible Charlie.
01 / 11 / 00
Ghetto stripper, interactive Flash movie, funny
Ever seen those Absolut Vodka spoofs? this is our contribution. CAUTION - RUDE!
sperms must get very tired on their long journey.
A disgusting fat bastard who clearly loves himself
From Dan E
Titmouse. a Tit with a Mouse painted on it, cute!
WWF clip featuring naked titties
From Kid K.
A cool collection of x-rated icons
Take the Pepsi challenge, this chick did, but then she's a little slut.
From Shawn P
Pissed off with Wassup? See this then....
Funhouse exclusives
Remember Michael Jackson? remember bubbles? Remember his wife? this is BAD.
You know you want it, we know you want it, so click here and fucking get it!
21 / 10 / 00
Blowjobs can be tricky things sometimes. This looks serious.
Well, here's one pussy that definitely tastes of fish.
Check out this great new secretary we've hired.
Hypnotic breasts in the gym.
From aneka
08 / 10 / 00
Charlie stars in 'Pork & Mindy' the usual Pornholio interactive smut.
From Joe
Run this program and then see what your shut down picture is. (temporary change only)
say goodbye to the Olympics with this runner whose tit plops out mid race.
WWW
.BOOBSCAN.
COM
22 / 09 / 00
Most of these files are zipped, so if you don't have it yet, get it here--->
WINZIP
Take The Funhouse's own psychometric test. Good fun - not for over sensitive types.
Flat Eric & mystery blonde caught in a compromising position! *A Funhouse Exclusive*
A very rude & scathing Flash version of La vida loca, Ricky Martin fans should avoid it!
From Andy
Ally McBeale baby, shit-faced and pissing all over the floor. Diamond Geezer!
From Olaf
18 / 09 / 00
Diet Coke advert remade. I wish I'd made this !
Trick program flashes 'I shag birds up the arse' on your victim's screen (with alarm sound)
From andy
can I interest you in some free filth sir?
15 / 09 / 00
My very own brand new version of the Nike logo. Totally original & totally rude!
Filthyfekker
Ass fucking Llama? Talking Donkey? Strange goings on at the funhouse zoo
Mary Huff
Girl on water slide, Titties all over the place, what more can I say?
07 / 09 / 00
Game where you (cross) dress David Beckham, fun for a while, but small.
Ali G. Music and rapping, not as shitty as most Ali G things, but not great either.
Nun in a box which falls of the wall, bizarre.
South Park. Eric Cartman, spouting off in his usual style
Charlie meets Magnum PU and gets banged, licked .. etc ... etc More from Pornholio
06 / 09 / 00
Adult Wav. a collection of sound clips that will make yer granny blush!
From Andy
A small program to help you choose a secretary
I have no idea why, but the guy in this vid clouts another guy over the head with shovel.
This chick can take a drag on a ciggy without using her mouth, know what I mean?
From Carla
31 / 08 / 00
A fat bitch on a motorcycle goes right over the bars and into the dirt.
From Tom
Dirty old priest deliberately drops the wafer thing on her tits so he can cop a feel!
This bloke has got two dicks !! Honest !! Watch the clip and see for yourself.
One Elephant sticks it's trunk up the other's arse, pulls out a turd and Eats it !!
From Mark
This clip of Terry Hatcher & Jay Leno is great, Very Rude. so use discretion
From Kelly
I've seen this 9Corona's about & never saw it 'till now, wish I had, it's really funny.
Lara Croft gives a Tit-wank to a baddie & gets a facefull for her troubles.
She can get a whole party balloon right down her throat. WOW! I wanna meet her!
A woman on a tv show, who can make her eyes bulge right out of her head. YUK!!
From Mark H.
A gymnast misses the springboard and goes headlong into the vaulting horse - OUCH!
A cool sexy screen saver
One of those match the pairs games - Pairs of tiddies, that is.....
Put some fun buttons on your desktop.
From Chrissie.
A horny babe and how she changes when she gets married...
07 / 08 / 00
An illustrated dictionary of slang, bit limited, but still good.
A bloke gets a whack in the gonads from an Elephant's trunk - OUCH!!
Ever had some bastard cyclist put sweaty hands over your paintwork? REVENGE !
I have no idea what it is or why it was done, all I know is...ITS GROSS!! even by my standards!
anonymous. There's
a surprise!!
18 - 07 - 00
one of those annoying wndscreen washer guys gets what he deserves
From Mark
This woman has some STRANGE toys ! !
From Cindy
This woman certainly knows how to get what she wants.
Dancing Beer Bottles - Funny
>
Penis exercise. This guy has No respect for his Knob !!
Warm Coke dispenser...Very good, but XXX rated !!
From Trisha
A building site shit-house falls over, and the guy inside is a suit !
08 - 07 - 00
A sick cartoon about blind lesbians & fish.
A cartoon about fart lighting
From Jamie P.
Dickens cider, amusing radio advert spoof.
wav file
Yo Mamma, random snaps concerning your mother
A story telling program
From James
The fart machine, hours of fun sounds.
Fluff. The game where you mistreat a kitten in a dryer.
From James
A never ending bottle of beer? That's what this guy seems to have !
From James
Viagra for your mouse
Porno Elmo toy
I don't remember this far back
Install windows. Amusing game ( Anti Microsoft - naturally)
A kid gets a sex lesson from his mum
How not to light a fart, excellent vid.
from Jamie P.
Funny pacman Animation
South Park game where you try to save Kenny (not bad)
Lisa tugging Bart's Knob. Anim ( SICK !! )
The worst Wedding night EVER!
Spoof of American advert (Pretty Good)
Frogapult game
from James
The Microsoft Orifice Assistant
Smurfin blowjob
What more can I say?
The Baby & the car
. Movie
Fanny fart
. GROSS !
Slippery. A gram for your mouse
Drunk. You'll think you are
Monday Sucks! Mickey mouse telling it like it is
The Slice Girls. The whining bitches get what they deserve.
What the new Windoze keyboard will look like, (funny )
This Chimp has a very serious anal obsession !
Monkey who obviously drinks Carling ( sometimes )
Acne. The game of pustulent zit squishing fun
How Baby oil is made. Funny interactive movie.
Bra Bustin'. The game where shooting in their mouth boosts their boobies
.
Doodie circus. An animation of a cicus act involving shit
.
Homer follows your every move.
Charley pays the rent.
From li'l Darren.
Morality test. A fun way to find out if you're sick & twisted.
From Jessie.
Mr Angry. The bad tempered fat bastard & his computer
.
Pootin' paul. Game where you try to block a foul passage.
Push. A really bad case of constipation with a twist at the end.
Slugfest. Liam Galagher vs Robbie Williams.
from Jamie P.
MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE........
